CAMWHORE SLUTZ

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Wo Zai Xiang She Me??


EMO KIA :(












I noe I cannot camwhore so..pls larh..do expect like not so very nice pics...But instead do expect like some kinda of like spastic..lame..ROFLAMO...type of pics...Seriously...guys dun camwhore..We ain't camwhoreslutz...We are guys..and we have an image to uphold(bullshit)...ARHHH...so here..presenting...Idk why I even bother to take pics of myslef locked up in a room..but ohwells...be glad that I actually bothered BOTHERED BOTHERED to camwhore...or tried to camwhore..Cause...urm dis ain't considered camwhore at all larh pls...so laoyapok...

PAISEH..PAISEH...POOR QUALITY...NOOBY CAMERAMAN HERE...PLASTIC BAGS READY FOR PUKING???

Kay..If u have survived the puking...You'all will be reading dis...I plan to dye my hair..Like say maybe brown? I dunno..And I also want to pierce..Would be like so cooolll...And I'am slowly waiting for my stupid slow shit com to install Audi...Another 9 more hours...Just 9 more hours....Any play audi..add me...

Pandaryan!!!!!!

TMR FREEDOM...TYRANNYY IS DEAD...WOOOOOTS...10 HOUR LAN....LATE NIGHT HALLOWEEN PARTIESSSS....I swear...I will get a beetta pic of myself...I FCKIN SWEAR! I mean..its like keep da suspense larh...

Are you smarter than a RYAN?

Well I got back all my results and I must say it sucks core...Like really really bad...So lets see whether you are smarter than a Ryan

Maths-63
History-73
Chemistry-26 :(
Physics-33 :@
English-63
Literature-64
Biology-55 :D:D:D
Cheena-59 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I really can't believe that I passed Bio and Cheena...The impossible made possible...And I did not expect to flunk so horribly for Chemphys and Physics...Screw Acids and Electricity....Fck bring my overall to like a mere....

Overall-59

Wa kao...You see...so pathetic...So I contemplate the idea of changing to a shit ass louya pok ass school...Then you go there...you'll be worshipped like GOD...The principal will wash your feet...Clean your chair...Wipe your ass...And you can win scholarships of $200....And best of all...school fees are like 10 bucks? Comapred to 390 I pay in SJI...Hahaha...But this is only a stupid idea...But who knows...If some of my friends follow me...Bishan Park Secondary School...meet your new good...COugh*Cough* RYAN SEAH!!!!

RYAN SEAH FTW!!!

If you think today is bad

I really don't understand what is wrong with gals actually...Its like a whole new species...With no disrepect to women and girls...You all are just very hard to predict...One day you are caring...The next day you are bitching about the same person you cared for the day earlier...Why can't you be consistent...And the smallest...most smallest of things...You blow it up like Nagasaki and Hiroshima combined...And all the vulgarities start pouring in...And I am left...in one corner..wondering...what in the f-ing world did I do wrong?! I just don't understand...I wish it was simpler...Much simpler..but that is not the case...

The fact is a fact and the fact will not change to fiction this is because the fact is that it will always remain a fact...

I mean like after all the bullshit and lies I put up with you...All the feelings I had for you...I am left laughing at myself why I even cared for you in the first place...You are beautiful no doubt...But you are a bitch too..No doubt bout that too...I just can't believe I even sympathised with you...I must have been like the most stupid person on Earth...No wonder...

And 2day was like the most fucked up...most boring day in my entire life...Thinking that results will be handed back to us today...I happily went to school...But in the f-ing end..We had to attend three shit ass downright..upright boring briefings...The briefings were like linkless....From talking about humanities to lady gaga sining Paparazzi?? WTF??!! From talking about ACE camp to K1 son wanting a Facebook account?? DO I GIVE A F-ING DAMN?! I DO NOT GIVE A FCUKING SHIT!!! A COMPLETE WASTE OF 6 HRS OF MY LIFE!!!! FUCK IT!!!

And later...The class wanted to play soccer..But then...most of us Pang-sei us and left me,Russel,Leon and Keith...Leon was dam pissed...yeah and so were all of us...Exams over...time to party...all in the end pang-sei...Joke sia...So we went to Serene Centre...Go for Mac...And Keith ate dam slow...HAHA....Its like we all finish...and he still haven't even started eating his Big-Mac...haha slow sia...There at Mac...we started having a convo on who was the most innocent guy of all...Cough*Cough*...The most innocent guy is right here :D:D:D

Then parted ways and I went home to only zzzz....zzzzz...zzzz...for like 2 hours...then now I am still dam pissed with the DMCA ban on me or something...Make me cannot change font or colour...it is dam pissing...also make me unable to upload links...Dam pissing siol...If this ban don't lift...I really dk what to do...SCREW YOU BLOGGER...MAKE MY WORSE DAY WORSER...

Like the thais always do"JIA BA BING..BO TAI JI ZUO??"Man my hokkien/teochew really sucks..need improving...Ah Lians ah!!!!

One Last Goodbye

I kinda copied this song but ohwells

Girl..I never dreamt that just one single night
Would change the course of both our lifes
I just can't believe that it would end this way
I never thought that the last time I say goodbye
Would be the last time I saw your eyes
But now you are gone forever...
And I am left behind

Cause I really need you in my life
Now I am so confused and I wonder why
What can I do to make things right?
I wish I could tell you that I love you all the time
I wish I had One more Chance
I wish I could back the hands of time
Just a Stop and then rewind
Baby I just wish that I had one more try :(

Cause now I am lying here all night
With you on my mind
I just don't know what to do
All I know is that I need you in my life
I don't want to say this last goodbye
I don't want to let you go
Are you still thinking of me too??
I can still hear your heart beatin
And my mind is still racin
And my soul is still searchin
Baby I miss you that crazy!!

You're the greatest gift God sent from above
I'd treasure you with all my life
What I said are no white lies
Cause girl for you I lay down my life
Please just give me one more try?

Comment please thxq

WHAT TO DO?

I am at a friggin lost right now...What am I to do?? Do I go straight up tell her that I like her? Haiz..lost siol

My computer I swear needs repairing...My hair I swear needs a wig...My Lan Jiao I swear needs like painkillers..What a day huh?!

My hair I swear needs a wig...I can't go around Singapore having some shit ass Marine style haircut...Does not suit me...I ain't in the army...When cutting hair...there are many types of hairstylist you will encounter...I shall name afew

Type 1(The one that comes from Cheena)
Wah these people siol go there say...Aunty cut very very short...They repli you huh...And they think our cheena dam pro...Speak like 20 sentences of Cheena in 20 seconds? Then after that you go huh?! And just nod your head...
End result-Bad Hair Day

Type 2( Those that talk whole loads of crap while cutting your hair)
These types they spend more attention to a conversation than to their main job( which is to cut your hair) The talk alot of shit and are mostly random crap...Mainly about MRT...Than out of courtesy...you carry on the conversation...Then after the haircut...you seem impress...Mainly due to the courtesy...However you do not realise that most of your hair is still there!...SO in 1 week time you are back in the barber shop for another haircut
End Result-Scam

Type 3(The barber who falls in love with your hair)
These people cut more hair and keep them as souvenir...Need I say more?

But short hair=nice breeze when cycling :D
But Cycling 25km=Mega LAN JIAO ACHE
I need a rest so this shall be the end of my post...